That's Right, I'll Answer Even Not So Frequently Asked Questions!
If you send me a question, I just might post it and the answer here... but beware! I will copy and paste it, so all the typos will still be there! And if it's something too hard for me to asnwer I'll probably just find some way to make fun of you for it! (no offense intended... its all just silliness... you can make fun of me too if you want)
Q: Would you sign an autograph for me?
A:Sure, but you have to send me a stamped envelope and whatever you want signed cause I'm cheap and lazy.
Q: What's that music from the fighting scene in episode 13 of Eskimo Bob?
A: OK... This one is frequent... It's "Irritating Stick" by "Spiritual Tazer", and I don't know where to find it now. (my file was on a hard drive which no longer functions)
Q: i was wondering how did u get to make a cartoon on da internet?
A: Ummm... Get macromedia flash, and then play with it until you figure out how to use it. Then leanr how to make a website or use one of those website making page thingers to get a site to put it on. Then upload it. Or you could put it on like newgrounds or youtube or something.
Q: how did you get your sight so advanced?
A: I think yhe "sight" is supposed to mean the website. Umm... actually I just use notepad or kedit depending on what computer I'm using. Either way I just type the code up.
Q: hi! how old are you? is your name allen? where do you live?
A: Umm... yeah... It's ALAN not allen! Why would you even ask that!? My nickname here is AlanMidas not AllenMidas! Are you trying to mock me!? I'm (this year)-1983 years old(hee hee now I never have to change that), and I live in Canada.
Q: I was wondering how long does it take you two to make the flash animation??
A: Sometimes hours... sometimes weeks. Depends on how big it is and how much spare time I have/feel like spending on it.
Q: What is a lemming????, is it a real animal?
A: Yeah, they're real... kind of like mice.
Q: is it true, that millions of eskimo bob fan's are demanding an episode about a certain, Tim Horton's Goddess, and you are denying them, of thier inherent right to have that episode?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
A: Hahahaha I just found this in my emails... I know her in real life... won't embarass them by saying who it is... oops... seems I have been denying the fans this right =o
Q: I saw your hack of Metroid, and insidently I want to text that rom myself. How do you go about text hacking and what are some things I need to know before I should try to hack it?
A: You should know by now... CAN'T HACK METROID! Ahem... sorry... Well, first you need to hack the graphics to make the font you want. Then make a custom DOS font that matches up with the character tables for the text in the game. Print out an chart with the numeric codes for your font with your letters for easy reference before you get used to it. Then load the font into your DOS prompt and open the ROM with MSDOS editor. You should now see the text withing the ROM as it appears in the gaem, and can type your own text over it simply by holding down the alt key and entering gthe 3 digit code for each character you wish to type. Make sure you don't add or remove any characters from the file too. (ok, so not the easiest way... but it is how I started out back when I was working on FFII with Tomas, and early on in afew other ROMS... ahhh the good ol' days...)
Q: where can I find eskimo bob buddy icons?
A: Not a clue... I never made any... and I don't use AOL
Q: Which tools you are using when you translating NES roms ?
A: Haven't hacked in awhile... last stuff I used a lot was probably tilelayer, hexposure and necrosaro's thingy!
Q: how did you get your own section for eskimo bob?
A: We're just that special
Q: how r u?
A: Pri T good! U?
Q: How do you keep your sound in sync with your action in Flash?
A: Just stream it and adjust it until t looks right... that's about it.
Q: How do you make a website????
A: Pay $200 per section to me to make it for you.
Q: How can you make such aloud burp? What do you do?
A: Basically you just swallow air and vomit it back out. Could have said burp it back out, but vomit just made it sound so much more appealing.
Q: Isn't is embarrassing going around dressed like mortal kombat people?
A: Yes, it's very embarrassing. It can be even more embarrassing when people you know see it! Fun too though.