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		<title>The L Button of Doom</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 17:54:19 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[If you have a DS Lite, you probably know what I&#8217;m going to talk about. The title probably gave it all away. I&#8217;m going to rant about the DS Lite&#8217;s flaky L button. I&#8217;ve had [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you have a DS Lite, you probably know what I&#8217;m going to talk about. The title probably gave it all away. I&#8217;m going to rant about the DS Lite&#8217;s flaky L button. I&#8217;ve had 2 DS Lites, and both eventually were victims of the L button curse.<span id="more-279"></span></p>
<p>What is this curse you ask? Well, I&#8217;ll tell you. The DS Lite&#8217;s L button tends to stop working if you carry it around in your pocket. You can temporarily remedy the problem by blowing into the gap underneath it, but doing this every time you play your DS is kind of annoying.</p>
<p>Luckily, I have found a solution. I&#8217;m going on a month now without having to blow air into my DS. What have I done you may ask? I stuck it in a play-thru zipper case. It still fits in my pocket, and after a few days, I no longer had to blow into the system at all. I&#8217;m assuming that whatever dust was getting trapped under the L button now has no way in, and my system is like new again. Yeah. It&#8217;s weird. For all you people with a flaky L button, just buy a case and within a week or so you&#8217;ll probably never have to risk filling your DS with spit and condensation ever again. Just make sure you&#8217;re not using a crappy skin or crystal case, you need to use a zipper case so the dust has no way in. That&#8217;s it for today. Oh yeah.</p>
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		<title>Got a little netbook today&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 06:26:08 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I got a little Acer Aspire One netbook today. I&#8217;m posting this from it now. It&#8217;s ridiculously small and feels a bit cramped, but I can see it being pretty darn useful at school. I&#8217;m [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I got a little Acer Aspire One netbook today. I&#8217;m posting this from it now. It&#8217;s ridiculously small and feels a bit cramped, but I can see it being pretty darn useful at school. I&#8217;m shocked at how small the screen resolution of 1280&#215;600 feels. I remember back in 1994 I thought I was awesome cuz I was using 800&#215;600 on my new 486. Ah, the good old days.</p>
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		<title>It was my birthday on Wednesday&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:12:57 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I turned 27 on the 8th. What do you think of that, huh? Let&#8217;s see what I got&#8230; some cash, a watch, a couple days earlier I got DQ4 for the DS so I guess [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I turned 27 on the 8th. What do you think of that, huh? Let&#8217;s see what I got&#8230; some cash, a watch, a couple days earlier I got DQ4 for the DS so I guess that counts in there sort of, and a TI-89 for school. Yeah, I went back to school this year. I suppose I never mentioned that. Oh well. The TI-89 has been of great usefulness for me and stuff and I like it. DQ4 has been fun. The ridiculous puns on the enemy names are pretty amusing. Um, yeah! That&#8217;s it for me for today, cya.</p>
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		<title>Ah, life&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 18:54:15 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t updated or made any new Fables in the last few weeks&#8230; Life&#8217;s been kind of busy for me I guess so I haven&#8217;t had much time to do anything. I&#8217;ve been really low [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I haven&#8217;t updated or made any new Fables in the last few weeks&#8230; Life&#8217;s been kind of busy for me I guess so I haven&#8217;t had much time to do anything.<span id="more-274"></span> I&#8217;ve been really low on energy too. You know how sometimes you get good news and sometimes you get bad news and sometimes they happen close to each other and everything just leaves you feeling drained? Yeah, it&#8217;s kind of like that. It&#8217;s so much fun typing out this random garbage like this. Anyways, yeah. That&#8217;s about it for today.</p>
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		<title>Super Dodgeball and June Bugs</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:48:59 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s that time of year again. Oh yes, the June bugs are in season. Alan used to like crunching these fat critters up with his teeth when he was a kid, but I&#8217;ve never liked [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s that time of year again. Oh yes, the June bugs are in season. Alan used to like crunching these fat critters up with his teeth when he was a kid, but I&#8217;ve never liked them much myself.<span id="more-270"></span></p>
<p>So last night I ordered a pizza, and when the delivery guy was at the door a June bug flew in the house. Rather than deal with it at the time, I just shut it in the porch so it would eventually slam itself against the window and die. The cat had already taken notice of it so I figured he would probably eat it anyway.</p>
<p>So anyway, this morning my kid wanted to go play at her friend&#8217;s place and I was like ok, so she went there for a little while and came home to get a sweater. I was in the bathroom. Then all of a sudden I hear this blood curdling scream. &#8220;THERE&#8217;S A JUNE BUG IN THE HOUSE!&#8221; So I was like &#8220;Where is it?&#8221; and she goes &#8220;IT&#8217;S LAYING ON ITS BACK IN FRONT OF THE DOOR!&#8221; and I was like &#8220;Well it&#8217;s dead then, don&#8217;t worry about it.&#8221; and she goes &#8220;IT COULD KILL ME THOUGH!&#8221; and I was like no the worst it can do is be ugly don&#8217;t worry about it and she&#8217;s like &#8220;I WANT YOU TO COME OUT AND KILL IT!&#8221; and I&#8217;m like &#8220;It&#8217;s already dead though.&#8221; and she&#8217;s like &#8220;I&#8217;M RISKING MY LIFE HERE!&#8221;</p>
<p>So yeah. As soon as I got out of the bedroom I opened the door and swept the dead critter out into the driveway and she&#8217;s curled up in a ball on the couch hiding under a pillow. What she didn&#8217;t know was that two of her friends were waiting right outside the door and they as soon as they saw her they said &#8220;Um&#8230; why are you crying?&#8221; Ah yes, girls are pretty funny sometimes.</p>
<p>In further news, I bought Super Dodgeball Brawlers for the DS last night. It&#8217;s pretty fun. I like it a lot. I&#8217;ve always liked Kunio games and it&#8217;s great to have a new one. I like how they actually translated it as a Kunio game too&#8230; I thought that was pretty cool. I haven&#8217;t had a chance to play it all that much yet but I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ll have some more time on the toilet without June bug interruptions before too long. I can&#8217;t help it, portable gaming was totally designed to be a bathroom sport. It&#8217;s not my fault.</p>
<p>Anyway, yeah&#8230; I can&#8217;t believe I even bothered to divide this into paragraphs.</p>
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		<title>i&#8217;ve had an epiphany</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Apr 2006 13:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;m the most important person in the world. i&#8217;m so cool that it makes you look like a fool. oh yeah. the only thing better than me is nothing. i&#8217;m the man. oh yeah. i&#8217;m [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i&#8217;m the most important person in the world. i&#8217;m so cool that it makes you look like a fool. oh yeah. the only thing better than me is nothing. i&#8217;m the man. oh yeah. i&#8217;m so cool that my armpits don&#8217;t even stink. it&#8217;s more like smelling some sort of demented banana split than an armpit. i&#8217;m so great that when i doodle in a notepad it instantly turns to gold and is worth millions of dollars. when i fart, the smell is completely imaginary. there is no stink, it&#8217;s just in your head. when i step in dog crap, it instatly sprouts flowers and attracts butterflies and bumblebees, and then they crosspollentate the flowers and the bees produce the sweetest honey your lips have ever tasted. oh yes, i am just that cool. the other day i saw an old lady trying to cross the street, but she had no legs, so i actually built a set of robotic legs so she should walk across the road by herself. she was pretty pleased with me for being so nice. i&#8217;m a very nice person, and i&#8217;m really humble too. i never brag about the good things i do for people. i cured a dying boy of cancer just because i wanted to be nice. his parents gave me a millon dollars as a reward and i split it between every charity in the world because i am just that good. i&#8217;ve personally fed every starving child in every third world nation at least twice, and i&#8217;ve seperated conjoined twins with microscopic precision using just my laser beam eyes. everyone reading this should be honored that they actually get to hear my thoughts and feelings. if you don&#8217;t feel honored, you&#8217;re very ingrateful, because i don&#8217;t have to share myself with all of you. you should feel humbled in my presence because i am just that cool. if you don&#8217;t believe it, then you&#8217;re wrong, and that&#8217;s all there is to it.</p>
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		<title>strange parallels between the guinan and mario bros</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2005 18:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[1. tomas was born in 1981. mario&#8217;s first game was released in 1981. alan was born in 1983. luigi&#8217;s first game was released in 1983. 2. alan, the younger brother, is also the taller brother. [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. tomas was born in 1981. mario&#8217;s first game was released in 1981. alan was born in 1983. luigi&#8217;s first game was released in 1983.<br />
2. alan, the younger brother, is also the taller brother. same goes for luigi.<br />
3. tomas&#8217;s favorite colors are red and blue. mario wears red and blue. alan&#8217;s favorite color is green. luigi wears green.</p>
<p>unm, that&#8217;s all i could think of for now. ooooooh&#8230; creepy parallel universe stuff!</p>
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		<title>funny is a stupid word</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2005 12:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[whoever thought up the word funny is an idiot. i can&#8217;t believe someone would invent such a stupid word. it&#8217;s flat out retarded. i mean really, who uses words like that. then you&#8217;ve got people [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>whoever thought up the word funny is an idiot. i can&#8217;t believe someone would invent such a stupid word. it&#8217;s flat out retarded. i mean really, who uses words like that. then you&#8217;ve got people who use it in a plural form, like they call comic strips &#8220;funnies&#8221;. that&#8217;s even stupider. i don&#8217;t know why anyone would bother saying something like that. it doesn&#8217;t make any sense at all. sometimes i need a nap, and sometimes my job sucks. that&#8217;s about all for today.</p>
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		<title>LINDA LIKES TO TALK ABOUT *ANYTHING*</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2005 17:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[linda has psychic powers. she knows what people are thinking and she knows what&#8217;s going to happen to them. linda knows young girls and women the best but she sometimes can see into the minds [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>linda has psychic powers. she knows what people are thinking and she knows what&#8217;s going to happen to them. linda knows young girls and women the best but she sometimes can see into the minds of young boys and other children. linda says that welfare thinks she&#8217;s a psycho but she knows it&#8217;s true that she has these powers and she can&#8217;t help it. all i can do is smile and nod with the occasional &#8220;uh-huh&#8221; thrown in for good measure. one thing is for sure, linda loves to talk, and if you really listen to what she says, it&#8217;s pretty crazy stuff. linda loves to talk about anything. it&#8217;s so true&#8230; so so sadly true&#8230;</p>
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		<title>apparently i&#8217;m just jealous</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2005 16:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[i guess i&#8217;m just jealous of people who own a psp because i own a ds and claim to enjoy it. here&#8217;s some news: if i had wanted a psp, i would have bought one.]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i guess i&#8217;m just jealous of people who own a psp because i own a ds and claim to enjoy it. here&#8217;s some news: if i had wanted a psp, i would have bought one.</p>
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